More Quotes from #Schlock_Mercenary (Jan 27 2002)
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| 69 | ErraticRon | Sometimes it's harder to take responsibility for the smaller area. If you try to solve the whole world's problems, you have a really good excuse for not succeeding. However if you concentrate on what you can influence, it's harder to shrug off failure. |
| 70 | Bookworm | (Starting a post) Just to clear things up a weensy bit. |
| 71 | Vermilion | I think Ennesby is pretty cool... Although if I were him, I'd start saving up my pay to get a better robotic body. <g> |
| 72 | * Vermilion sneaks up on Bob, and stuffs him into Nindalf's Ear, thus dooming him to Death by Earwax. | |
| 73 | Bookworm |
No, right now i'm not on a peer to peer network... sounds like a rather perverted variation on a circle jerk... |
| 74 | Vermilion | This isn't going to involve that activity with Nindalf's Ear, is it? |
| 75 | SamWibatt | What is it today...Lamer's IRC sampler day? |
| 76 | Sandra | Unfortunately you have to (be) exceptionally careful with homemade blam - |
| 77 | Howard | I need to convert them to the First Church of Nightstar (honorable reverend Ogre D. Ude presiding) |
| 78 | Howard | I have no idea what it is, but with a name like Schlock Mercenary, how can I *NOT* be willing to sell out. |
| 79 | Nindalf | Technically, it is an "itchy slippered asstopus," which is what Howard named it, apparently to distinguish it from all the other asstopi. |
| 80 | Nindalf | The wonderful thing about ninjas, is ninjas are wonderful things, their tops are made out of shadows, their bottoms are made out of springs, they're bouncy, bouncy, sneaky, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun, but the most wonderful thing about ninjas is Pronto's the only one! |
| 81 | Nindalf | He appears from the shadows as if spawned by the darkness itself... |
| 82 | KareNin | But if he doesn't switch from NinjaAFK to Ninja, it's probably a devious trick.... |
| 83 | Nindalf | ...a bit of nothing made flesh, with dead, soulless eyes, and strange weapons, dull of appearance, but sharp of edge. |
| 84 | Nindalf | Stealth and deception are his ways, poison and daggers in the dark his means. |
| 85 | Nindalf | Violent his life, and short. |
| 86 | KareNin | But I suspect he also is not really here. |
| 87 | Nindalf | He appears to be where he is not, and is not perceived when present. |
| 88 | Nindalf | Probably not, the product is billed as "Realistic, lifesize and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world." |
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