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38 Jennet The guy probably speaks Aramaic, for God's sake...
39 - Samalander ponders while he eats his goatee...frankly he ponders eating his goatee....
40 - Samalander notes it is about 6" long and due for another trim next time he gets a haircut.
41 Howard  Gaaahhh... what have I done to my poor universe?
42 Pronto This is your brain *   This is your brain on #crfh _      This is me smacking your brain out your nostrils .. _
43 KareNin He sorta does the Hurricane Bookie thing... you know, drops in for awhile, blows a lot of wind around and gets things all in disarray and turmoil, then leaves again.
44 Pronto I wasn't having a prob with anyone's cock, thank you.
45 Pi Bill offered me far more that this dirty ratty unused soul of mine is worth.
46 Pi  "Deja-Fu - That nagging feeling that somewhere, somehow, you've been kicked in the head this way before."
47 Vermilion Men, trouble, with opposable thumbs.
48 - * Vermilion looks at his fingers with disgust. "Man, my typing is just getting *weird*."
49 Vermilion Well, now, that's all right, then... It has been said that the best way to accelerate a Mac is 32.2 feet per second per second.
50 Sandra  I'm currently cold enough to bother everybody with griping, but not cold enough to go outside (where it is even colder) and chop wood.
60 - * Vermilion bathes Hylo in Liquid Helium, then puts her on a shielded pedestal saying, "Do Not Disturb. She's disturbed enough already." *
61 Karenowski Look, you overgrown amorphous blob, if you don't keep your... things ... to yourself, I'm telling Howard on you!
62 SamWibatt I never say anything worth quoting.
63 Bookworm Well, good barbershop is marvellous, but bad barbershop is like a bad chiropractor. Before you know it, you're fatally wounded.
64 Vermilion "Good morning, and thank you for calling Tagon's Toughs. Our representatives are currently assisting other callers at this time. Please stay on hold, because your call is important to us, and it permits us to trace your call and teraport a squad to your domicile for easy credit payment."
65 Sandra That is one major disadvantage with IRC. You can watch your words scroll up the screen and ponder about how stupid they were.
66 SamWibatt Why is it that the coworker with the loudest dorky laugh is the most easily amused?
67 Pi In a strategic decision to forego the microwave, I've decided to nuke my hot-dog from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
68  SamWibatt Piecing together corpses like archaeologists with potsherds?

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