| 01 |
Chalain |
"I get what it means -- you missed a deadline; but what's this "exit" |
| 02 |
Howard |
"Maybe the Hand of Fate has enough fingers on it for my subconscious to be able to count to two hundred"
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| 03 |
Nindalf |
"Was there a mass cow-cult suicide?" |
| 04 |
Howard |
"I feel bad. But not bad enough to put it back, since it never updates." |
| 05 |
ShodadV |
"That's when he banned the helpops, eh?" |
| 06 |
Sandra |
"Howard walks in with a relieved smile and says 'They started talking in my head again!'" |
| 07 |
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"MSminion goes off and raids the panty for some food." |
| 08 |
Sandra |
"I don't want any food that came out of a pany." |
| 09 |
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"ChalainProbablyAFK watches in amazement as Adrian strokes his ego to a boisterous erection in front of the crowd... AGAIN." |
| 10 |
Vorn-the-Unspeakable |
"So, here is what I say to it: HhhhhhrrrrrrraaaaaaHHHHHH!!!" |
| 11 |
Pronto |
"And all the scented candles in the world ain't gonna help." |
| 12 |
Bemlet |
"last I checked, it couldn't be Pi, he hasn't been able to find the door yet." |
| 13 |
Shellimael |
"Tell me you're gonna put that "Are you popping zantac like M&M's?" line in your paper" |
| 14 |
Vorn-the-Unspeakable |
"it's an opinion column, not a doctoral thesis..." |
| 15 |
Liren |
"That smirk sounds painful." |
| 16 |
Jennet |
"Honestly, guys, I PROMISE I'll tell you when it comes out." |
| 17 |
Coron |
"What is pre-boarding anyway? You get on before you get on?" |
| 18 |
Ferilea |
"Oh, crumpets. Really?" |
| 19 |
MSminion |
"I'm gonna have to re-tool Chalain's backend to make it fit with my frontend." |
| 20 |
Honey_Goddess |
"Is this really Pronto, or one of his annoying little snot-bots?" |
| 21 |
Nindalf |
"That's a very poor drawing of an egg, and you misspelled it, too." |
| 22 |
Simon_Jester |
"I HATE this keyboard! Ergonomic my pasty caucasian hindquarters!" |
| 23 |
RandyTayler |
"Ooh. It's empty in here." |
| 24 |
StrangeDave |
"I am, once again, up way past my bedtime."
| 25 |
Kilojoule |
"WhooO! I can say 'Hello World' on a little LCD screen thingy!"
| 26 |
Schlock |
"What it should be is a BH-250, but Howard won't listen."
| 27 |
Bookworm |
"On Thanksgiving, it isn't only the turkeys that hide."
| 28 |
SamWibatt |
"For instance, a bazillion jelly beans might mean 1,000,000 of them, while for gunshot wounds it could be as low as 32."
| 29 |
Vermilion |
"Don't worry, the drool should be nicely conductive."
| 30 |
SamWibatt |
"'porkjorker' is kind of a long story."
| 31 |
Chalain |
"Then they pull this cantaloupe-sized lump of meat and gore out of her--notice
that the baby sh!t is preinstalled--and you coo and google at her."
| 32 |
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"Chalain is really glad Pronto isn't here, clipping quotes for the page... :-)"
| 33 |
SamWibatt |
"So, the wondrous mysteries of infantile feces have not yet been mine to contemplate.
"
| 34 |
SamWibatt |
"But I have to admit I'm baffled by the magnetic attraction baby sh!t has as a conversational topic."
| 35 |
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"Chalain removes his babelfish."
| 36 |
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"Chalain has to stand up to do it...."
| 37 |
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"Chalain wanders off to wash his babelfish."
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