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01 Chalain "I get what it means -- you missed a deadline; but what's this "exit"
02 Howard "Maybe the Hand of Fate has enough fingers on it for my subconscious to be able to count to two hundred"
03 Nindalf "Was there a mass cow-cult suicide?"
04 Howard "I feel bad. But not bad enough to put it back, since it never updates."
05 ShodadV "That's when he banned the helpops, eh?"
06 Sandra "Howard walks in with a relieved smile and says 'They started talking in my head again!'"
07 - "MSminion goes off and raids the panty for some food."
08 Sandra "I don't want any food that came out of a pany."
09 - "ChalainProbablyAFK watches in amazement as Adrian strokes his ego to a boisterous erection in front of the crowd... AGAIN."
10 Vorn-the-Unspeakable "So, here is what I say to it: HhhhhhrrrrrrraaaaaaHHHHHH!!!"
11 Pronto "And all the scented candles in the world ain't gonna help."
12 Bemlet "last I checked, it couldn't be Pi, he hasn't been able to find the door yet."
13 Shellimael "Tell me you're gonna put that "Are you popping zantac like M&M's?" line in your paper"
14 Vorn-the-Unspeakable "it's an opinion column, not a doctoral thesis..."
15 Liren "That smirk sounds painful."
16 Jennet "Honestly, guys, I PROMISE I'll tell you when it comes out."
17 Coron "What is pre-boarding anyway? You get on before you get on?"
18 Ferilea "Oh, crumpets. Really?"
19 MSminion "I'm gonna have to re-tool Chalain's backend to make it fit with my frontend."
20 Honey_Goddess "Is this really Pronto, or one of his annoying little snot-bots?"
21 Nindalf "That's a very poor drawing of an egg, and you misspelled it, too."
22 Simon_Jester "I HATE this keyboard! Ergonomic my pasty caucasian hindquarters!"
23 RandyTayler "Ooh. It's empty in here."
24 StrangeDave "I am, once again, up way past my bedtime."
25 Kilojoule "WhooO! I can say 'Hello World' on a little LCD screen thingy!"
26 Schlock "What it should be is a BH-250, but Howard won't listen."
27 Bookworm "On Thanksgiving, it isn't only the turkeys that hide."
28 SamWibatt "For instance, a bazillion jelly beans might mean 1,000,000 of them, while for gunshot wounds it could be as low as 32."
29 Vermilion "Don't worry, the drool should be nicely conductive."
30 SamWibatt "'porkjorker' is kind of a long story."
31 Chalain "Then they pull this cantaloupe-sized lump of meat and gore out of her--notice that the baby sh!t is preinstalled--and you coo and google at her."
32   "Chalain is really glad Pronto isn't here, clipping quotes for the page... :-)"
33 SamWibatt "So, the wondrous mysteries of infantile feces have not yet been mine to contemplate. "
34 SamWibatt "But I have to admit I'm baffled by the magnetic attraction baby sh!t has as a conversational topic."
35   "Chalain removes his babelfish."
36   "Chalain has to stand up to do it...."
37   "Chalain wanders off to wash his babelfish."

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